you burn more calories sleeping than watching television....

good thing i have never been the one to care much about my figure.

I have been evaluating my life lately
and i realized the one thing that seems to remain constant in my life is....
REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES
i have yet to decide if this is a good thing or not.
it is two episodes into the season
and everyone has already begun to screw themselves out of money.
I can already tell that this season will pale in comparison to the past season.
The opening credits easily proves me right.
check out this video from last season the duel 2.
it completely foreshadowed the entire season....funny and over drammatic.




President Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Like many people in the world i was a little confused and uneducated about it.
What did he do??
and UNlike many people in the world,
i have a biased and immature government class to educate me on all things political.
Bob Marley wannabe: i believe he shouldn't get a nobel peace prize
until he fixes the economy and legalizes marijuana.
Me: well i believe people who work at tabacco shops,smoke marijuana, have dreadlocks,
and play with hacky sacks while wearing tye-dye tshirts should sit down and shut up
because no one cares what you believe!!!!

Here in Texas it is the middle of October and 50 degrees outside.
Perfect weather for bringing out my leather jacket i have missed so dearly
But definitely not the perfect weather for an 8 year old girl who lives on my street
to stand outside of her home and moon me as i drive by!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU MORON!!!

A housefly hums in the key of F.

I am going to my grandmother's funeral tomorrow.
There is a feeling in my stomach.
Its not a pain. Just a feeling.
Maybe I am nervous. Maybe I am scared.

All I know is that this has been the longest two weeks of my life
And nothing will ever be the same.

If I could tell the world just one thing
It would be that we're all OK
And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful
And useless in times like these
I won't be made useless
I won't be idle with despair
I will gather myself around my faith
For light does the darkness most fear
My hands are small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own
And I am never broken
Poverty stole your golden shoes
It didn't steal your laughter
And heartache came to visit me
But I knew it wasn't ever after
We'll fight, not out of spite
For someone must stand up for what's right
'Cause where there's a man who has no voice
There ours shall go singing


My mom has recently informed me that Kanye West's tour is canceled
WELL DUHH!!
Mom: why would people not want to go to his concert?
Me: because he completely humiliated taylor swift on live television!
Mom: but that's what he does, he speaks his mind. that's why people love him.
         when he told the nation that bush doesn't care about black people the next
          day people were wearing kanye west t-shirts.
Me: what are you talking about!? you change the station and then throw up a little everytime
 his song comes on the radio!
Mom: I said people love him....i didn't say I love him.