a world of contradictions

i have realized since the emergence of opinions of a lactose i have been making facebook status updates less and less.
which is a good thing. a very, very good thing.
i don't mean to sound hypocritical but facebook status' in a way are everyone's worst enemy.
what really makes you think that people care who you are with or what you are doing?
but then secretly we do care. we are interested. that's what keeps us logging on everyday.
facebook is a community of harsh contradictions, that at the end of the day show how pathetic and self-absorbed we all are.
which is OKAY with me. because at the end of MY day i can proudly say that i am not the girl who leaves facebook status' that say: why are you so obsessed with me?(O.M.G.!)

it is so hot here in texas that people don't just crack their windows so their car doesn't get too stuffy...we have to keep our windows rolled all the way down so the inside of our car doesn't melt.
it is so hot here in texas that i don't feel the air conditioning in my car until i have arrived at my destination (thanks for the help a.c.).
it is so hot here in texas that when i see middle aged women walking around the park at one in the afternoon i throw whatever i have in my car at them. (who cares if you have added on a couple pounds since your divorce. go home you moron)
you want to know why dallas has one of the highest obesity rates in the nation....its because its too hot to go outside to play a game of football, or to shed a few pounds!!!
so stop looking at us with those judgemental eyes, and stop wondering why so many of us are addicted to gaming...there is nothing else to do! and i am sure World of Warcraft is better than dehydration or skin cancer.

i really am tired of this weather.
i am ready for the leather jackets
and the colored tights
and knee length boots
the ruffle long sleeve blouses from ralph lauren
and i want to be able to drink hot chocolate without having to take my clothes off afterwards because i am so hot!
but all of these things mean winter.
and i am definitely not ready for the out of style boots with the fur
and the dry skin
and the windshield ice scrapers

oh what is a girl to do!!!?