hey imbecile! he's the king of pop

today i overheard two kids say michael jackson was stupid.
i then realized that was the first time since his "homicide" that someone had actually said a negative thing about him.
i guess this jacko craze is over with and people will slowly start to remember the guy who wore pajamas to court.
it's sad that it took his death for the world to remember how wonderful of an artist he was.
i personally knew all along.

speaking of kids....
what happened to the show kids say the darndest things??
because i work with kids and they really DO say the darndest things!
a reality show was created that actually was centered around people that deserve the attention and that you won't find on the cover of people magazine dancing on tables and the whole world tries to forget it ever existed like it was the holocaust!
hitler had nothing to do with this insanely hilarious show! it was bill cosby.
he is the black man on the cosby show with the catchy jokes that not only entertain but teach lessons. he is a genious. a genious!!
they don't even show reruns of kids say the darndest things!
this is something we should be in war over!

the beginning of the end

i started community college today. community college. where people in your community go to college. where people in your community, that you don't really care to see nor be forced into an awkward situation with especially since you are already not digging the whole going to 13th grade, go to college. luckily, my first day played no resemblence to the nightmares i have been having leading up to this day. the day also did not resemble me meeting nice, amazing people and having good eye candy to stare at while my government class rambled on about why and why not the country's stay at home moms should bring in their old, earth threatening, mini vans for cash.
bob marley wannabe: "i think cash for clunkers is stupid"
me: "really? because i think your dreadlocks are stupid"
i did have a nice wide window to stare at which had a beauiful view of an exit out of my community college. exit out of community college. where people in your community exit when they can not handle anymore college! (mental note: staircase is to the left of the government classroom and exit will be to the right of stairs, try not to look like a freak as you burst through the doors)

as i am writing this i am watching the late show, not to be confused with the late, late show with craig ferguson. this is the late show with david letterman. he is talking with anna wintour. i find her intriguing but i can't decide if its for her bob haircut or her english accent. or maybe its the fact that she is like 60 years old! the interview was interesting and only mildly awkward.

speaking of awkward, i am reminded of a few hours ago when i pushed play on my dvr so that i could watch another uncomfortable episode of secret life of the american teenager. i went through my normal routine of watching the show while simultaneously praying that it is almost over. then when it is over, i reflect. and then when the reflection is over i cry a little bit inside because it is hard knowing that i am the type of person that would watch a show about a 16 year old getting pregnant at band camp by a guy that is addicted to sex and once dated a hardcore christian who eventually has sex with her christian boyfriend the night her dad's plane crashes which with the help of her mentally retarded brother she ends up blaming the crash on her losing her virginity and god being frustrated with her which is followed by the retarded brother dumping the dad's ashes onto a golf course.

what's that? you don't believe me?
secret life of the american teenager
abcfamily
7:00 central time
have a look for yourself

i would like to dedicate this to heidi montag

all of the monday nights spent on the couch watching truly interesting episodes of the hills (truly), all of the magazine covers containing her over-collagened lips i had to shield my eyes from in line at wal-mart, all of the minutes spent replaying my recording of E! news to finally realize that giuliana DID say what i thought she had said (heidi finally stopped crying over lauren and tied the knot with spencer!)

all of this time and Heidi Montag FINALLY does something that inspires me to be a better person. WOAH! i know i sound insane but stay with me here. facebook isn't going anywhere. keep reading please.

to fully understand my revelation one would have to hear the whole story:

my mom's idea of family bonding is us sitting on the couch watching one of her intolerable t.v. shows. (big brother, young and the restless....you get the idea)

mom: "let's watch miss universe tonight!!" me: "is that your final answer??" and little did i know there was heidi skipping around and lip syncing naked. i was astonished! really, really, really astonished. and once i realized that she was actually not naked but actually wearing a skin-toned body suit thing, i calmed down. really donald trump? is this what you define as good entertainment? a good performance? is this what you jam to in your "trump tower"??

watching the mess that was heidi montag, i started to have heart palpitations. mom: "she's not bad, you are just judging her because you are a dancer" me: "no mom, i am judging her because she sucks!"

i needed to vent! i needed to discuss this with someone! that is when i got the idea to blog. with a little encouragement from my friend anna, and a newly purchased dell inspiron, opinions of a lactose intolerant was created.

THANK YOU HEIDI MONTAG!! this blog is just what i have been needing.


ever had heart palpitations?? they are just a click away..... http://showhype.com/video/heidi_montag_body_language_live_miss_universe_pageant/